It occurred to me just how bad it must be to be a neighbor to an instigator party. Fire balloons are just the latest. Bovinova (which had the slaughter of a cow,six sheep,and a goat)in which we lost two tents and very nearly the bouncy houses, sword opened champagne, and the knife thrower-dwarf tosser-fire breather left because of the extreme weather.
Sausagefest had ankle breaks, chairs broken & burnt,crystal shattered.
Pieapolooza had a near riot when we ran outta rhinos paella and #65.0’s mac and cheese pie with bacon lattice crust.
Pizza catchup nearly had a traffic fatality when #14.9 launched the deadmou5 head out of the sunroof at interstate highway speeds.
Mr.bandicoot’s denting up of vehicles and aluminum cases is now legendary, people now often park several blocks away. And his highly controversial byot bonfire certainly causes much consternation around the volunteer fire department. His byot6 is in early feb, I shall take three trees myself.

Dunno what kinda antics both spermandegg or project pinup will inspire, but I expect tomfoolery.
And praps a proper restraining order.
From the neighbors. And the #kooziemongercorporateassclowndouchecanoecatalogcarpetbombingtrunkslammerstalkergladhandguys. They prolly hate that we have so much damn fun. Hate away, mofos.