Yeah, I’m an ass. So self aggrandizing, sanctimonious, hypocritical,& fulla puffery. Just couldn’t WAIT to start beating my chest about what an awesome job I’m doing as #sscl, what with all the sketch events, projects, and thought leadership on so many channels.
‘Creating for creations sake’, ‘swag worthy of stealing’, and the ever hated ‘for clients with stories worth telling’ all smack of my dripping and toxic hubris.
But this latest misstep, this piece of humble pie, served up cold and upon a filthy plate. This one hurts.
No, THIS project that you are currently reading, does NOT accurately reflect our most modern calendar and sensibilities. I failed to account for the leap year. This project, initially misnamed as project #trust365 should, no, must, be renamed #trust366. And I humbly apologize for this (and only this) transgression. My other transgressions shall stand pat. I shall continue to toss hammers, roast sheep, and inspire pearls to be clutched.
Cause this year, leap or otherwise, shall be the year of ‘Creating for creations sake’, ‘swag worthy of stealing’, and the ever hated ‘for clients with stories worth telling’. All openly in revolt of the hated #kooziemongercorporateassclowndouchecanoecatalogcarpetbombingtrunkslammerstalkergladhandguys, who pale at the though of this movement. This revolution. And the revolution will not be televised. Whitey can golf, snipe, and stalk.
Charlie don’t surf.
Swaggy don’t golf.
Capice?
And sorry for the confusion, imabe back next damn morning.