breakfast

Thats my favorite meal, when it makes sense. One of the many problems with early day is that it makes breakfast untenable. Wheels up at 0530, there is no possibility of a hot breakfast for the survivors. Those lucky souls who get to sleep in, well…they also get cereal. The poor suckers who go to early workouts? They get cold green apples. Praise the maker, today is a late day. This day everyone gets a proper length of muffin top. Crisp, freshly baked, lightly scorched, aromatic as all hells, delicious and efficacious! Hells bells,i dunno how these people sleep with muffins cooking downstairs. Today its a cinnamon apple style, but they come from a cardboard recycle center or something. They smell like heaven. And taste like ground up shipping containers. I’ve been shamed by the duchess into making another batch, this time from a pumpkin muffin mix company. They smell equally heavenly, and taste dramatically less bad.

Convection or regular bake, there’s some confusion as to the best way to roast these suckers. And the directions are different for each manufacturer. Ugh. Muffins are fun to smell but a serious challenge for the maker! I wish there was a spray scent for the perfect muffin,i could choke down cereal if I could smell a proper muffin. Or I’d even eat a damn cold apple.